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Thanks to The Smurf Ice Crime Trucks, smurf ice cream is fashionable again. Our refrigerated truck fleet will let you extend the authentic feeling of this summer. Authentic smurf flavor, without additives or preservatives and perfectly boneless. We have the highest quality smurf individuals, brought up in the mountains amidst mushrooms and carefully kept by Mr. Gargamel.